{"id":98,"date":"2004-10-20T20:31:10","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T00:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/?p=98"},"modified":"2004-10-20T20:31:10","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T00:31:10","slug":"on-web-designers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/?p=98","title":{"rendered":"On Web designers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a very peculiar kind of cyber-animal: The Web Designer, <em>Frontpagetherion dreamwaveflashatus<\/em> Nielsen 1998. This furry creature usually dwells the laboratories of uber-coolness, rambling a strange cry that sounds like &#8216;richmediaaaaaaaa, richmediaaaaaaaa&#8217;. It has the same fanatical zealotry of that other animal, the Mac User of the Pre-OsX-ozoic era, and the sheep-like mind of the despicable Microserf.<\/p>\n<p>It is usually an annoyance, but sometimes you might find it useful for certain tasks involved with Web-(re)production that shall go unmentioned for the sake of decency. In that case, you can contain him with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/MarkUp\/\">XHTML<\/a> fence; if it gets too aggressive then resort to the extreme measure: Spray him a good dose of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/Style\/CSS\/\">CSS!<\/a> If nothing of that works, then threaten him with an application of <a href=\"http:\/\/tidy.sourceforge.net\">Tidy<\/a>. That will definitely do it. From that point on, the creature will meekly accomodate to whatever wish you have, lest that abomination be brought upon him&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a very peculiar kind of cyber-animal: The Web Designer, Frontpagetherion dreamwaveflashatus Nielsen 1998. This furry creature usually dwells the laboratories of uber-coolness, rambling a strange cry that sounds like &#8216;richmediaaaaaaaa, richmediaaaaaaaa&#8217;. It has the same fanatical zealotry of that other animal, the Mac User of the Pre-OsX-ozoic era, and the sheep-like mind of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":159,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/159"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}