{"id":23,"date":"2004-07-26T18:04:28","date_gmt":"2004-07-26T22:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/?p=23"},"modified":"2004-07-26T18:04:28","modified_gmt":"2004-07-26T22:04:28","slug":"phew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shadow.sombragris.org\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Phew!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend can be labeled as really <em>crazy<\/em>. I&#8217;ll explain why.<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday everything was in its usual frenzy. I was in a hurry and all worked up, trying to finish the church bulletin. My hair was very long since I hadn&#8217;t had time to get a haircut in the preceding weeks, and I couldn&#8217;t take it anymore. Furthermore, that Friday I was told that I was supposed to preach at the church&#8217;s Sunday evening service. Great.<\/p>\n<p>My wife told me of a new hairdressing\/salon that was near my home. For me, it was absolutely necessary to get a haircut with the least loss of time, so I asked my wife to ask there whether they cut men&#8217;s hair as well as ladies&#8217;. If they said that they didn&#8217;t, then I would get a ride to go to some barber shop downtown. But that beauty salon said they did men&#8217;s haircuts, so I went there. They were open till 7pm, and I was scheduled to leave not earlier than 6pm, so I&#8217;d better leave office as fast as I could.<\/p>\n<p>Before I left, I got an email with an urgent translation request. It was some 27 pages of dense accounting jargon in Spanish that needed to be translated to English, by Monday, naturally. I wanted to retain the customer and also needed (sorely, I might add) the money, so I had to accept the job. I had a translation to prepare and a sermon to deliver before the end of the weekend. And I was supposed to get a haircut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>6pm arrived having finished the church bulletin just barely. I was hurried, so I did not &#8220;close shop&#8221; as thoroughly as I wanted. When I arrived at the beauty salon, they were expecting me. There, Miss M. made me sit down in one of the chairs, and started the haircut. I explained her that I just wanted a normal guy&#8217;s haircut, pretty standard and boring stuff. And then, <strong>OUCH!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She got a scissor with 3-inches long blades. The blades were not sharp enough, so they were literally <em>plucking out<\/em> my hairs. Besides being incredibly painful and annoying, Miss M. was <em>sloooow<\/em>. She was leaving too much hair, the hair was not being cut evenly, and she was giving me a lot of pain. Additionally, she was talking that &#8220;here we also give massages to all kind of people&#8230; sometimes one needs to relax&#8230;&#8221; <strong>red light here<\/strong>. Testily, I replied &#8220;so, do you do reflexology?&#8221; to which she replied, &#8220;yes, we do those kinds of massages for mental fatigue&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lady obviously was not an expert hair stylist, and I had serious doubts about my coming there. She finally stopped, and I paid, and left. I was extremely angry, because my hair was very messed up, I lost my valuable time, and I was under extreme pressure to deliver in two fields.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up on Saturday, and when I looked myself in the mirror I felt instantly rebuked by our Lord for joking about ladies with the &#8220;bad hair days&#8221;. <em>I<\/em> was having a &#8220;bad hair day&#8221;. I was extremely angry for having lost my time to get such a joke of a haircut, and having to appear in the pulpit the next day. Furthermore, I was grounded, doing the translation, so going downtown for a barbershop was out of the question. The fact that it was Saturday (the busiest days for barber shops and hair salonns) only helped to worsening my situation.<\/p>\n<p>My wife saw me that way and tried to lighten me up, but my anger was too much. Then she, with the loveliest of glances, told me, &#8220;Eduardo, why don&#8217;t we pray about that? And after we pray, we&#8217;ll have lunch, and then we&#8217;ll go to Mr. R. for a haircut. Deal?&#8221; As usual, my wife is Wisdom herself personified&#8230; I said yes, tried to calm myself, and went on.<\/p>\n<p>After lunch we got a cab and went to Mr. R&#8217;s barbershop, located some 14-15 blocks away from home (near my father-in-law&#8217;s home). Mr. R. welcomed me very nicely, sat me on his chair, and in 20 minutes was done, giving me an excellent haircut. To say I was relieved was an understatement.<\/p>\n<p>Then I went back home, and went on with the translation. By 9.30pm I was finished and was able to rest. At Sunday morning I went to church to teach Sunday School as usual, and then went back home. Had a nice meal cooked by my wife, and then went to the study to hammer out my sermon. At 3.30 I had it ready, and went to the bedroom. We watched a nice movie, then I dressed, went to church, preached.<\/p>\n<p>By the grace of our Lord, the sermon was very well received. When I came home, I was exhilarating. All was over, and I was thankful to the Lord for his everlasting mercies, helping me even in the midst of great pressure.<\/p>\n<p>Nice evening, huh? \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend can be labeled as really crazy. I&#8217;ll explain why. Last Friday everything was in its usual frenzy. I was in a hurry and all worked up, trying to finish the church bulletin. 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